Taxidermy Toad- Cane Toad Einstein frog lizard turtle oddities

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For the "Young Einstein" fan in your life, a cane toad with crazy genius hair. Also, why do you have a "Young Einstein" fan in your life? Seriously. Yahoo Seriously.
This hairy toad might spend his days as a wild-haired deaf composer. In that case he likes to be known as BeeTOADven.
But some who have observed the hair toad in his natural setting have reported that he's a theoretical physicist developing a theory of relativity and working on a mass-energy equivalence formula. So he may call himself Albert EinsTOAD.
Either way, he's an intelligent, gifted cane toad about 6"- check the ruler photo for reference.